Cockney

Okay, here is your opportunity to try a hand at the age old cockney rhyming slang.
For those who live under a rock 'Cockney' is the language of Londoners that replaces normal terminology with predominately, pop culture references to replace that normal terminology. Probably the most famous one is;
English - I'm Starving
Cockney - Hank Marvin

Here is my contribution to the cockney world -
English - Very Average
Cockney - Fred Savage
English - I feel a bit sick
Cockney - I fell a bit Moby Dick

Your turn -